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Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.

The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...

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JizzWaffle 0

Yeah small boobs are only good for one thing...to **** on

she has boobs, you don't. YDI

Ask ur best friend to FISH off.

FYL but he isn't worth it if its boobs he cares about. You'll find someone 100000000000000% better than that douchebag.

This falls under both....YDI for not being smart enough to see the obvious signs and dumping him months ago, but also it sucks because he is not smart enough to realize that boobies are not everything

that's the worst ques. u can possibly ask. and I hope u left his dumb ass

friskydingo61 0

i like small boobed girls i dont like having boobs everywhere am more of an ass man myself

give him a bitch slap real good

fyourmouth 0

ATTENTION all morons that have decided to talk down to this girl for her boyfriend being a pocket sized travel douche. F-ing grow up. Don't tell her it's her fault cause most guys are shallow peices of sh$@ that give the rest of us a bad name.

You should date me, im into asses. If you even have an ass. :)

yeah n she alsomore than like has a few other things u don't vd aids,crabs,etc,etc.