Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 22:59 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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rein 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

May the force be with him.

bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?

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charvisioku 22

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:47

Princess Leia? Le sigh. Of all the characters, he chose Princess Leia? FYL. I'm all for nerdy things (hell, I AM a nerd) but this universal obsession with Princess Leia just baffles me.

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:53

Padmé is way hotter anyways :D

l23VIVE 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:19

False, Leia is hotter than Padmé

AnyaS 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:54

So? I'm 25 and sleep on Powerpuff Girls pillows and my stuffed bear.

GothickNihilist 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:36

I sleep with a giant Kyubey, and I am 24. Is it wrong to sleep with cool cuddly things now?

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:56

Luke, It can't be that R2 understand why he loves it OP ;) Yoda'nt know how much he likes it!

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:58

^ Sorry in advance for those cheesy puns, I just love Star Wars :L

kevsandy303 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:17

Yeah, OP, don't make him go Hand Solo tonight. This is just the droid you've been Wooking for!

tralala453 22

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:02

I don't see the problem, I'd find that cute :p

ocramavaf 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:04

he's achieved what many a star wars fans have not, he slept with princess leia, multiple times while having a girl on the side

m3lyc 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:14

I'm 24 and sleep with a Stewie Griffin plush toy every night. It doesn't matter how old you are, whatever men are a fan of, something depicting it will be in their bed somewhere.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:54

...So? *raised eyebrow* I fail to see the FML in this...

kevsandy303 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:13

Roll play? Is that some kinky bread thing?

Kalipczo 21

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:29

Lol maybe he's just too lazy to buy a new one. I'm 17 and still sleep on a whinny the poo pillow; not because I watch the show or fantasize about him but because I just don't want to waste money on a new pillow.

MuggleBornSquib 4

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:37

I see no problem with this

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