Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Liar liar plants for hire
United States
Riiiiiiiight
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
monsterinlaw
Columbus, United States
Today, I found out that even after three years, my boyfriend's mother replies, "Unfortunately" when asked if we are still together. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Kimberly_Isabel 7
Prove yourself and show her that you're better than your bf's ex!
purplebunnyattac 0
then that means that those two are better off as siblings and not as lovers :D
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Comments (60)
aback 5
If you marry him, refer to her as "the mother who tried to abort me".
MamaC_fml 0
I'll have to use that one on my mother-in-law and #41's too. Thanks!
seahorses4eva 4
Maybe his mom just got close to his ex OP. Doesn't mean she likes her more, or even wants her with her son. To me it just sort of sounds like him and his ex were together for a while, and the mom finally had a girl around the house to get close to. Either way, you have him now, and he's not with his ex for a reason. Try your best to let it go, and work on building a better bond with his mom, if it continues to bother you.
RachaelJustBlah6 0
ahaha. 50 points go to mommy, for making things awkward!!!!
lickmyjock 0
new picture pwease?
tygerarmy 35
just refer to yourself as the middle child she never had.
meliz37 1
lol
zenti 2
So? She's allowed to think that way, isn't she?
aback 5
She doesn't have to say every damn thing she thinks.
LilAfo 4
kick the ex's ass and tell 'em all whose bad
simian_nelipot 0
So what? It's ok that his mom likes her. It's even ok if your bf still thinks she's cool. As long as he likes you better.
death_b4_disco 0
my mum does that with my ex. she called a bitch and cried when he dumped me. silly woman.