By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, Your taste in lotion and your boyfriend's concept of property ownership notwithstanding, this is an easy fix~ give him a bill. Should settle the problem in one pass. In the meanwhile enjoy his velvety texture; think of it as a seasonal flavor that will only last a limited time.

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fatalwish 6

Thats what you get for wasting money on the expensive stuff

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brbpeople 4

I blame this on u. He shouldent need to "wank"

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mightymart 5

Ydi, maybe he wouldnt have to do that if you satisfyed him properly!!

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bigdaddy93 8

I absolutely had to say YDI for paying that goddamn much for a bottle of lotion

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Vekzzza 6

Simple- give him a bit more action so he doesn't have to wank with your moisturizer.

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sjhill 32

My only advice to you is to hide the good stuff. Just like he does...

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