Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
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Comments (259)
rawrr61 4
So you have a nice ass, huh? Wear it proud. ;D
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Well some of us just choose not to wear an ass, it's not classy.
hibrid 0
But your profile pic is?
kyarush 10
Get pooped on.
xSwag5 0
No cookie for me, just a threesome with you and your friend :)
bigkountry209 0
accept it as a compliment or sue for sexual harrASSment and make some money
flyestgirleva13 0
Or both?
bigkountry209 0
maaaaaybe
MaskedAspen 6
be flattered.
perdix 31
If the winner used a wide-angle lens, you might want to go on a diet;)
WCARlover 35
Well did the pic look good?
mserrato 8
You must have one nice ass
idontknowyou123 0
whole new meaning to kiss ass... or is it
perdix 31
Wow, Kicky, you made it! You actually got an FML published! Pics or it's fake :) :) :)
ikickgingers 15
You already saw them, butthead.
every1luvsboners 11
Damn Perdix, don't be greedy, feed the needy.
perdix 31
You just gave me one and that couldn't have been the winner! It was out of focus and taken from a bad angle.
HomeAl0ne 20
There is no bad angle for her ass pic, just poor imagination.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Lol i really got a kick out of these comments. Thanks!!
EvilPotato 15
30 send them to me I'll see if they pass inspection, I'll even do it for free.
13FTW 9
I'm with 102 on this, I think we need an audience vote.
perdix 31
102, don't undercut me, bro! She's giving me $25 a pop to have me render my professional opinion. I required that they be laminated in plastic, so I can wipe them off before I return them. Yeah, some are that good ;)
EvilPotato 15
Sorry perdix but I have too, P.S you don't have to laminate them :P
13FTW 9
Perdix, I'll buy them off of you for 30$ Then you can make a few bucks while you're at it!
EvilPotato 15
I'll give you $40.
perdix 31
EvilPotato and 13FTW, I got the pics from Kicky, and I don't know how to put it. Whoa! What the hell? She's such a cute girl -- from the waist up and from the thighs down she look like Natalie Portman in Black Swan. But in the middle she's Rosie O'Donnell! It's like the gluteal equivalent of the Blue Waffle! Do you have a goiter on your ass? It looks like her cellulite has fingers. Ugh! How the **** does this happen!?!? Are your offers still good?
13FTW 9
Mmmm. Damn... I'll give ya 50$!
ikickgingers 15
^lol
Wheredidgrungego 12
I sincerely hope you're a girl.
kalyn13 2
lets just hope your a girl and not a guy or if your a guy it must suck to be you then
tona01 16
Kick is a girl, don't you know her? we've all seen her comments around here