Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
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Comments (259)
kps9727 2
Sounds like a slam dunk case of sexual harassment.
pandm101 0
Sounds like easy lawsuit money.
kyarush 10
Yep. Fyl for having a nice ass.
Slider57 2
Talk about an awesome sexual harassment lawsuit! No pun intended ;)
cptmorgan6 8
Ikick!!! How dare you get an FML posted. Now you're really going down! I'm going to get buried cause nobody knows what I'm talking about, but I don't care. And I was starting to think about taking it easy on you...
ikickgingers 15
Ha ha ha !! Got the new iPhone and It wouldn't let me log in to post my fml. So my profile says 0 out of 2000000 confirmed. Seriously though... You talk a big game-- we both know who's coming out on top. Err not like that. You know what I mean, dammit.
cptmorgan6 8
2 mil, huh? :) That's a lot of shitty things going on in your life. FYL.
marpay 11
Grats kicky! Terrible sittiation but you got an Fml!
hailey690 3
Dude live off the sexual harassment lawsuit
leadman1989 16
SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! your hot ass is gonna be a RICH ass. :D
structuredchaoz 4
Save the email. Call a lawyer. File a lawsuit. Settle out of court and take a long vacation.
badactor009 0
Your boss deserves what is coming to him. Go to HR and file a formal complaint. Do not back off or let anyone dismiss or diminish what is going on. You ARE being harassed. A professional would not allow this to go on, much less participate. Furthermore, if you don't complain about it, this immature crew will expand their "fun and games" to include other women.
Bebbo_fml 21
Talk about a way to your work environment uncomfortable. If your boss is taking part in it, you may want to report this to someone else of authority.