By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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yankfan89 27

Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet

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imsoboss91 5

Well atleast you probaby have a good one?

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Bmck112 4

Take the low road and demand that you get a raise or you will add him to the 99% "occupy wallstreet" bullshit crowd.

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perdix 29

I was the victim of a similar contest only the women were trying to get a pic of my dick. We were working in a Microscopy lab :(

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Green81Giant 2

small penis jokes.....always in good taste

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cetlawizard 15

You must have won the small penis contest, otherwise I can't see any reason to mention it much less emphasize that it was done in a place with microscopes....dang!

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perdix 29

It's called self-effacing humor and some people find it very endearing. Tell a girl about your huge **** when it's merely normal and she's disappointed. Talk about your teeny peeny when it's about normal and she's pleasantly surprised. See how that works?

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patzz12 0

Why fyl. It's saying that you have a nice ass

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ydfml2 0

I thumbed you up, just because of your profile picture. He is a bitch!

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Ricky23J 0

lol I did the same shit for the same reason

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twofirstnames 12

Be proud you have a nice ass but damn, your co workers are pigs. FYL for that

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jrod81 1

Really?? Oh no my life sucks because men like my ass.get over it ladies we don't like u for your brains

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Lisa1993_fml 1

That is considered sexual harrassment. You should report him to his boss

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yankfan89 27

Yeah that's why he is suggesting going to her boss' boss

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yankeebaceball 1

Booooooooo Can't women just take a compliment? I don't mind when women tell me...

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wrongmove 11

Because it's not a compliment. Saying to someone's face that they look nice is a compliment. Saying to someone's face that they have a great ass is virtually always NOT a compliment. Betting on who takes the best picture of someone's ass is sexual harassment.

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saIty 17

Can I submit a picture of my own Ass? All he does is sleep and poop though.

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ikickgingers 15

Yes, yes you can.

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