Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
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Comments (259)
majorbob10 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
ajjucool 0
Thats your ASS-et..
Bmck112 4
Take the low road and demand that you get a raise or you will add him to the 99% "occupy wallstreet" bullshit crowd.
SonicRainboom 3
Are you retarded?
perdix 31
I was the victim of a similar contest only the women were trying to get a pic of my dick. We were working in a Microscopy lab :(
Green81Giant 2
small penis jokes.....always in good taste
cetlawizard 15
You must have won the small penis contest, otherwise I can't see any reason to mention it much less emphasize that it was done in a place with microscopes....dang!
perdix 31
It's called self-effacing humor and some people find it very endearing. Tell a girl about your huge **** when it's merely normal and she's disappointed. Talk about your teeny peeny when it's about normal and she's pleasantly surprised. See how that works?
patzz12 0
Why fyl. It's saying that you have a nice ass
ydfml2 0
I thumbed you up, just because of your profile picture. He is a bitch!
patzz12 0
DUDE I KNOW!!
Ricky23J 0
lol I did the same shit for the same reason
twofirstnames 12
Be proud you have a nice ass but damn, your co workers are pigs. FYL for that
jrod81 1
Really?? Oh no my life sucks because men like my ass.get over it ladies we don't like u for your brains
Lisa1993_fml 1
That is considered sexual harrassment. You should report him to his boss
twofirstnames 12
Her boss was part of it to..
yankfan89 27
Yeah that's why he is suggesting going to her boss' boss
twofirstnames 12
Oops, read that wrong :/
yankeebaceball 1
Booooooooo Can't women just take a compliment? I don't mind when women tell me...
wrongmove 11
Because it's not a compliment. Saying to someone's face that they look nice is a compliment. Saying to someone's face that they have a great ass is virtually always NOT a compliment. Betting on who takes the best picture of someone's ass is sexual harassment.
glittercookies 12
I wish I had a nice ass like yours. Damn.
saIty 17
Can I submit a picture of my own Ass? All he does is sleep and poop though.
ikickgingers 15
Yes, yes you can.