Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
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nonsensical 26
Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!
ygdrassil 17
The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu
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Comments (129)
simsgirlgem 25
Fire her the only way I use formula is if the baby drank all the breast milk
Classy_Sassy15 18
now I'm curious to where this milk is being sold to.
corky1992 33
Some mothers who wish to breastfeed don't produce any or not enough so people usually donate their breast milk, but I can't believe she was selling someone else's. That's just wrong.
corky1992 33
I read your comment wrong lol and it wouldn't let me delete it, but I'd say she's probably selling it to someone who cannot produce their own breast milk.
OnlyNeko 13
there are some people in the world that have a fetish for it.. as creepygross as it is, it's also so very true Gahhhhhhhhhhhh
doodlecloud 27
Also a lot of bodybuilders and fitness people like it, because of all the vitamins, etc.
corky1992 33
Oh I would be pissed. I surely hope she's fired and I would give her a bad reference to everyone. That's so wrong. It's not her place for her to sell anything that in involves your baby or anything in your house in general.
kayvan 8
Fire her and sue her. She should be taught a lesson
radarsat 13
Oh man she's going to get the worst reviews on craigslist
hobbs96 26
Did you find her on facebook yardsale? Seen numerous people looking for childcare like that. It disgust me.
FalloutScrolls 25
Time to press some charges!
YFOS_fml 17
OMG op I'd seriously loose it at her. isn't that fraudulent?
tamesenicole 27
Fire that b
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
how is she profiting? baby formula is expensive!
VeganVampyre 27
Maybe she's not profiting and just too dumb to clue in...
shitstorm28 11
As expensive as formula is, people will pay an arm and a leg for natural breast milk if they aren't capable of producing it. like if they've had surgeries on their breasts, enhancements or cancer removal. she may actually be making a profit.
LoveMyBoyz 9
I could sell mine ( I'm breastfeeding currently ) $5 to $7 an ounce. bodybuilders buy it and more . Google it :)