Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
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nonsensical 26
Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!
ygdrassil 17
The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu
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Comments (129)
beckezfml 11
How long has this been going on?? Was it like a one time thing or has it been going on for months??
LilMissCanadian 22
Talk about creativity.
fabcade 14
so did you call the police? this has to be a crime..
TheNotoriousHGC 15
Oh my gosh this is horrible!!! Breast milk has so many benefits that she has taken from the baby including antibodies that keep them from getting sick, helps prevent health conditions, and has many other health benefits. It's also easier for the baby's body to break down. I would be crazy furious. Not only are they selling what is not theirs but they're putting the baby's health in what could be a bad position. Wow.
kishmobile444 16
There are a lot of issue with this! I'm a new mom this year myself. I don't know how you didn't kill this person! I would have flipped! I hope you are taking them to court!? That's completely insane! Breast milk is so much better, as I'm sure you know! You were giving your child the best for a reason! oooohhhh, I could spit fire! please keep us updated on what you do here!
sarcasticjane 27
I hope you reported and fired her. You could also file charges against her for theft.
Tahiri 2
I hope you called the cops
fantasyworld 39
Report her to the cops.
AmbrosiaFan 19
How horrifying. And disgusting for her to do that. I would file charges and read her the riot act. What makes her think that is ok to do?