Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
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Slim87R 7
I'm betting that the crooks banked on a less expensive car not having an alarm. Less risky to break into.
RichardPencil 32
They probably thought your car had guns and drugs in it. The fancy people hire out their killing and only keep small amounts of drugs on their person.
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Slim87R 7
I'm betting that the crooks banked on a less expensive car not having an alarm. Less risky to break into.
RichardPencil 32
They probably thought your car had guns and drugs in it. The fancy people hire out their killing and only keep small amounts of drugs on their person.
Susan Yee 9
Is your car a Honda? That car is so easy to break into. Expensive cars are harder.
jfigley 5
Speaking from experience lol?