Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML
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Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, an obese customer wanted a tattoo on her inner thigh. I tried to be professional but after a few minutes, I could no longer stand the stench oozing from this woman’s crotch and had to turn my head and gag. She noticed and kicked up an even bigger stink than what was leaking from her pants. FML
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.
ThePols 11
I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.
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Comments (60)
EvilLittleMan 23
Well you are in Alaska. Maybe these two blobs of flesh were beached whales.
thinblue32 15
First sumo match you've been to I see. Lol
ThePols 11
I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.
JuzReading 23
Did you then proceed to get down on your knees and demand why the gods above hate you?
Ihavegas 22
fat people need love too!! hater!!
candyolympics 17
Not in public, you ignorant twat.
LadyDerps 10
#19 The point is that people are blowing up the fact that they're fat. Skinny or average sized people getting freaky in public is just as disturbing.
Echoa21 18
But it'd be more fun to watch the skinnier people...
SkiBunnyBB96 11
Oh my...
j_cat187 20
I can imagine the sound was a mix between a wet whoopie cushion and emptying the remnents of an old plastic ketchup container.
Clioo_fml 17
I've now got the visuals AND the audio for this scene down. Thanks!
tdawg91 17
Thanks to you, everyone on this very silent train is staring at me because I literally laughed out loud
RA91 26
#41!! That's priceless!!!
RA91 26
I have to agree with 26!! Was that really necessary?! But still, it was so funny!!
Parvati48 15
Lol! XD That's funny but terrible at the same time.
patrickalamo 48
Little did you know the cover charge came with a floor show.
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER. be unable to see unsee that image. Never.
captainsmegma 12
Big or small who doesn't like hot nasty sex in a rundown public restroom?