Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
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Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.
biggestfan23 11
This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies
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Comments (175)
jerseyboy732 16
you wanted Obama care
awesome_king 3
Ew.
doctorhook86 24
Doesn't matter, had...medical attention?
The_Hitdude 12
I might just have to lobotomize myself after reading this FML. *grabs hammer and ice pick*
ibenj 1
Oh balls! That's a 'bloody' bad situation you walked into!
LupeTabasco 5
*Covers up "I'm not a Gynecologist , but I'll take a look anyways!" shirt from public view*
Idonebeenhad 17
I was eating lunch when I read this, guess whos not hungry anymore
emilyjgraham 34
Aw, people will say anything to be in the first thread of comments!
plaguer 26
71 is obviously speaking from experience.
thiscrazything 1
Panicked, I would thumb you up 1000 times, but your comment is so long, I can't even thumb you up once. Very well said, and if readers get nothing else from your comment, at least maybe they will think before they judge another persons life.
kyarush 10
Wtf happened to his balls?... *shivers*
sissycullen 4
94 gets a thumbs up for restoring whatever loss of faith in humanity we experienced from 2. Thank you, 94.
KeyboardMe 2
w@94: The answer to your question is all of the above. I'm currently studying child and youth at school, and a lot of these issues come up. There is no general umbrella of reason that can explain homelessness. Every person's situation is different. That's why it's so hard to help them sometimes. I understand how you feel. Every time I pass a homeless person, I would love to buy them dinner. I think it makes me entire day to know that someone will have a warm meal. Which makes me think: I'm glad there is aid for the other third world countries, but why are we ignoring our own? I think Western society's attitude towards homelessness has a large part to do with those few people who scam others. It's unfortunate, but we've been conditioned, especially after this rich "homeless" people making the news. Anyway, I'm rambling now, but I hope I answered your question.
adb1827 17
at #19, not sure why this was downvoted.. i thought it was pretty funny
doctorhook86 24
151: Thanks bro, I thought I was pretty hilarious too.
emilyjgraham 34
I've actually never been the first to comment because normally what instantly pops into my head isn't worth saying, like Ew, that's not really something worth reading :)
gcohen4 12
94 At my church we have this homeless man living there but it is really sad because he is paralyzed from the waist down but everyone at my church even the kids do whatever than can to help him.
biggestfan23 11
This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies
dhall30 8
F the bum's life for having his genitals infected and unable to go to the doctor, or cannot afford the doctor. No pun intended.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
2 Bums 1 STD?
emilyjgraham 34
32, pardon me for being stupid enough to ask, but where was the pun? :/
Bladian 5
You aren't stupid, 72. There was no pun.
siickman 7
I wanted to say the same thing 79 lol
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
32- that wasn't very punny
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Im more interested in ho OP could tell the bums wang was infected.
alwaysrunnin 3
Is anyone else questioning the gender of the bums?;/
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
ok 115 maybe the bums were female that still doesnt explain how OP could tell her junk was infected.
alwaysrunnin 3
134- I'm just getting at male or female, someone cleaning anothers bloody genitals is sick. ESP male... They have no reason to be bleeding
cheaptrix 6
The pun was "F the bum"
boating_guy 33
I wish I could thumb up this comment...but it's at 69
ryanLinke 4
thats cute
deathpotato 11
Oh what the ****. How?
LightningCactus 12
This is why some people scare me.
SkoomaKi 27
Where is the sarcasm font when you need it....
Octain 13
It's sarcasm
VictoriaSchultz 8
No really?? I couldn't tell
Trisha_aus 15
Sarcastica is the best font..too bad it doesn't exist
TheMathMajor 26
:( poor bums.
crackz12 10
Right man, **** that bums life homeless and cant even beat his meat.
skoob1 12
No, even bum health care is expensive!
youjustmademelol 4
Feel bad for the dude with a bloody dick, he has a freakin blood dick
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.
redrum123 6
You're hot
The_Hitdude 12
This isn't a dating site 39...go flirt somewhere else. I'd reccomend Redtube, but the women are quite promiscuous, and the conversations tend to be one-sided.
challan 19
I wonder if the actual site was half as bad as my imagination has made it.
ProhibitionRose 14
Uggggh why did I scroll down?!?!? WHY?!?!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
45 what did 39 Say?
rocoskewl14 3
Bad mental image.
Aliicat16 9
Awwww thats sad but i'm sorry you had to see that OP
Cyacide 4
F everyone's life in this FML.
Angelrose2004 17
Is that including commenters as well for getting such a horrid mental image?
eyecon502 13
Did you assist?
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
I bet like a reue AMERICAN patriot OP stepped up an fondled that hobo's infected balls.