Miscellaneous: Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By I'm screwed - 13/01/2013 01:30 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML

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By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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By wantmeasandwich - 10/07/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:56

Where can I find this channel? Give us the link! :D

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 27 December 2010 23:10

It's not just youtube... he forgot to tell you that you're doing this walking in the nude. Accidental **** star.

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kmorasgirl 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:23

off to YouTube!

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:42

thinly veiled advertising going on here

LunaNstars 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:20

And the link is...?

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:23

you HAVE to share the link now!

DSASHA12 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:24

what is the name of the youtube account so i can see the videos for myself :) hahaha

supahnazi 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:54

how bout u stop saying hes a douche cuz its not something to evn get mad over. i dnt c how thts in any way embarassing and if i sleepwalked id probly videotape myself and post it evrywhere. bam.

22cute 17

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:16

I love the way some troll is always there to dis any woman who posts an FML about her man. No matter what happened you'll say it's not a problem. My guess is ur full time on line & hav never had a relationship b/c u lack social skills

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:30

At least you're a YouTube star! By the way, what's the link...?

samicna 4

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:50

oh that was you? lol

sophiemus 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:11

whats the link???

1Kiki_babe1 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 5:34

Ha found it

sophiemus 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:13

What's the link???

josenovoa13 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:08

haha wat r da names of da videos

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Today, my youngest son's teacher surprised me with a box of diapers. Apparently my son told her I was pregnant, but I'm not. I had to explain to her I'm just fat. She apologized and felt awful, and told me to keep the diapers. My children are 5 and 7. FML

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