Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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Doortje 30
Where can I find this channel? Give us the link! :D
Ninjafriends 1
It's not just youtube... he forgot to tell you that you're doing this walking in the nude. Accidental **** star.
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Comments (77)
kmorasgirl 2
off to YouTube!
sk3l370n 0
thinly veiled advertising going on here
LunaNstars 0
And the link is...?
buggybeauty 0
you HAVE to share the link now!
DSASHA12 0
what is the name of the youtube account so i can see the videos for myself :) hahaha
supahnazi 0
how bout u stop saying hes a douche cuz its not something to evn get mad over. i dnt c how thts in any way embarassing and if i sleepwalked id probly videotape myself and post it evrywhere. bam.
22cute 17
I love the way some troll is always there to dis any woman who posts an FML about her man. No matter what happened you'll say it's not a problem. My guess is ur full time on line & hav never had a relationship b/c u lack social skills
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least you're a YouTube star! By the way, what's the link...?
samicna 4
oh that was you? lol
sophiemus 0
whats the link???
1Kiki_babe1 2
Ha found it
sophiemus 0
What's the link???
josenovoa13 0
haha wat r da names of da videos