Sex ed failure

By Anonymous - 01/02/2025 19:00

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Today, in the heat of losing our virginity, I asked him to “suck my clit, suck my clit, oh god please suck my clit.” He stopped what he was doing and asked me, “What’s a clit?” I almost strangled him. Don’t date boys homeschooled by single mamas, they’ll break your heart. FML
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Lost Reggie 21

Point to it, say "suck that" and continue.

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thinman12345 16

So you’re upset that a first timer isn’t a pro? Teach him what you like and you’ll be happy.

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Lost Reggie 21

Point to it, say "suck that" and continue.

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thinman12345 16

So you’re upset that a first timer isn’t a pro? Teach him what you like and you’ll be happy.

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core01 30

He doesn't know basic anatomy. That is appalling

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thinman12345 16

Basic anatomy that he doesn’t have.

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core01 30

Basic anatomy he WANTS to play with. As if this info isn't at your finger tips

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jamburny 1

damn I got made fun of hardcore for suggesting I suck on a woman’s clit because somehow that verb made no sense to her. wish it was you not her

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