Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
blondebabycakes 0
I know how you feel:)
herb517 0
unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD
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Comments (177)
PonTiFeX 0
See had your phone not been missing and you hait on you for three days and the same happened you likely wouldn't have noticed.
peace1234_fml 0
ummm it would probably be the same for me. don't worry. you aren't alone. i kind of wish i WOULD lose my phone for a week or two.
jbec0507 0
dude no offence but get some friends or get a girl friend.
Rasnosaur 0
i don't see that big of a deal...go make some more friends or maybe you should reevaulate your importance in your friends
kristiiiene24 0
wow, i sure wish that my phone would last three whole days without losing it's battery and going dead if you 'were ready to flip it open right away' but anyways, that's okay unless you actually don't have any friends...then i guess you should get some. that's kinda a stupid fml though.
jujujuice 0
No big deal; nobody loves me either.
SSC_fml 0
Did they not instant message you either? Idk how this is an FML.. Atleast you don't run over your minutes?
lilibette_fml 0
hahaha that has happened to me before! i never get calls or texts on my cell ... i guess mostly bc i see my friends in person enough + some of them are just seriously busy. :)
Drunkbunny 2
Yep, we definitely need that new voting option of "Welcome to my world!"
Tsukasa_fml 0
Now if I found my lost phone and people had been worried because I hadn't returned their calls, my first thought would be "and you didn't think to email, IM, call the house, message on Facebook, or just ask if anyone else had seen me lately?" I can't imagine your friends being worried over a couple missed calls. It's just not a big deal.