Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
blondebabycakes 0
I know how you feel:)
herb517 0
unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD
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Comments (177)
piderman13 0
.... ummm fyl? no ydi for not making friends
aggdan 0
ha-ha! why's it matter anyway, don't you ever talk to your friends in person?
altna 4
Boohoo? You're not the only one, and this isn't an FML.
mk1o3o 0
it happens to me, esp when im at school jus studyin
Mohammad555 0
ur not alone, unfortunately
greatnt249 0
This FML is the perfect representation of what is wrong with this country (assuming the OP was an American); they judge their quality of life based on superficial shit like how many texts you get in a day, how often you get called on the phone, how many "friends" you have on Facebook, etc. Here's an idea; go out and develop a real social life instead of whining and implying no one cares about you because you haven't gotten any calls in (gasp) three days.
roflcopter1 0
wow...it was 3 days..and im pretty sure you have a house phone that you could be reached at
thelonelylurker 0
Not a FML, not even close. You were lucky you didn't miss any important calls.
littlewaller 0
omg. same thing happened to me [sorta] i just got my phone back from my mother, who had taken it as punishment, and i had one call from my grandma, and ONE missed txt saying "call grandma" from my sister.
demooo_fml 0
@60... are you just looking to burn american society? your argument is flawed anyways. 'go out and develop a real social life'... social life implies interaction, interaction requires communication, GASP, sometimes even planning! so if i need to plan something out, dare i use these satanic technologies?!?!?!