Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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blondebabycakes 0
I know how you feel:)
herb517 0
unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD
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Comments (177)
coopdogga 0
I really don't think this is a proper fml... I mean think about it. If she expected missed calls then she clearly has friends, and she could have contacted them via social networking sites or just face to face. So there could just be nothing to talk about. I don't quite understand what's so horrible about having a few slow gossip days. Ydi for posting such a retarded fml.
5ive 0
#13 has no life & no friends!!!!! teehee.. but yeah i have to agree this has to be the lamest FML. i dont see how it got past the fml team..
Dane_fml 0
Maybe they all lost their phones too, eh? eh?
jdb2009 0
Oh, poor you. Shut up. You deserved that one.
red_wings 0
Anyone who calls you on a regular basis would be the first person to know you lost your phone...Right? So why would they call you? And I am positive that your status on facebook or whatever other internet thing you use was "OMG I lost my cell" Again why would ppl bother to call when they know you don't have your cell?
mgodson07 0
ARE you kidding me? this is the ultimate FML.....if you havent had your phone in 3 days and no one has tried to contact you (parents, friends, brothers, sisters, family etc).....unless you told people your phone was lost....but if u didnt and still didnt have any calls....That is hilarious
0___0 9
Once again, boo ******* hoo.
qwertyuiop8989 0
Oh waa waa waa.go cry in a river and drown in it. It's not an FML if no one calls you for 3 days.
GGnoRe 0
Same thing happened with me, except along with no missed calls I also got 20+ text messages. Maybe you really are lonely.
fueledbyamy 0
one day i got out of class and checked my phone. i had checked it 52 minutes earlier, prior to the class and was excited to see i had 5 missed calls. 3 were from work, and 2 from my mum. haha. not the end of the world though. maybe people dont text/call you as much, more internet people?