Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?
stephanie911_fml 0
That's kinky.
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Comments (62)
bcamgirl 0
they just want to have sex around the world
kcthefurry 0
I want to play :D
schadenfreude26 0
Strip globe > Strip poker
docscientist 10
During layover did your parents visit Lake Titicaca?
ThickHead 0
I think they probaly just everytime try got an answer right they undressed or wrong, or your mom had the pen in her ****** an had a struggle picking the answers xD
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
That's.. Disturbing . FYL Op, your scarred for life xD.
Steven_SYW 5
How do they play this kind of game?
gunman15 4
no one needs to learn that about there parents
princessjasmine2_fml 0
And how exactly did you find out about this game they played? Please tell me it was AFTER you played with the possibly contaminated globe.
blloyd420 5
damn kid grow da **** up puttin dat shit on here