Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?
stephanie911_fml 0
That's kinky.
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Comments (62)
perdix 31
I'd wipe down that pen real well before I used it, if I were you. You never know if Dad might have missed the globe and probed Mommy instead.
mintcar 10
Stripping with your partner is always fun.
beastin34 0
nice lol
eeliberio 0
ouch
Eggers 2
hehe clever
Landarya 0
Your parents have taught you an important lesson in life, that any game can be improved by striping.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, games cannot be improved by imitating a zebra's looks.
UpsidedownKayak 9
#18 What about imitating a tiger's look? Will that improve the game?
devileyekill 0
Of course they can 18. How would sports be without a referee?
5t3ff1k4h 47
They'd be even better without a referee. Chaos!
lolpwnagelol 0
5t3ff1k4h, You're my favorite FMLer!
dnljcbsn 0
well at least you don't have to worry about your parents breaking up any time soon
thebigblue 2
So. Are your parents not allowed to be intimate? Grow up.
RedPillSucks 33
Sure, but not with his/her stuff. How would you feel if one of your parents said "I hope you don't mind honey, but we took your [insert your stuff here] and played [insert lewd act here] and inserted it in your mom's [insert body cavity here] . Wouldn't that make you feel [insert awkward feeling here]
punkrocker250 0
LOL nice I like your comments red even though I dont post much
Quasar55_fml 18
I'm afraid to understand ...... O-M-G ! 0_o
ur2eww 1
sounds like fun!!! how do you play?!?!!
Quasar55_fml 18
Either it's irony, or you don't really want to know.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
haha yeah seriously
iloveloosy12 0
WTF your parents get bored