Miscellaneous: Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge...

By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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Long term commitment

By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2009 1:01

How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?

patticake1601 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:46

bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE

Comments

mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:34

either one who can't read or a plain dumdass

lahp 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:06

thats nothing ! once found a 5 year out of date can of beans in my nans cuboard ... think about it they take 5-10 years to go out of date any way :D ... she just kept buying new cans every weak and old ones stayed at back..

mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:10

iam sorry to say but thats retard

iheartstewie7 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 2:36

You should be "sorry to say", your grammar sucks.

zabeth_fml 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:12

If they wouldn't drink it, why would it be in their fridge? Plus the consistency of milk when it's off... you'd notice. Seriously.

mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:14

true but still retard

btuwo 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:30

the expiry date is written on the carton u knob.

mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:32

he can't read!!!!!

DoubleA329 1

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:33

C`mon its McDonalds milk. It wouldn`t taste any better even if you drank it 2 years ago.

mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:37

haha i thought only children drink McDonalds milk not grown man or old ppl

Red_Bull_yay 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:02

Dude...you deserved that. An ex employee left chocolate milk in the fridge. It expired a month ago but I still opened it to see if it was still any good and it smelt nasty right away. HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE? A month old chocolate milk smelt really strongly of stinky cheese. I can only imagine that that would smell a lot worse, thus YDI or this fml is made up.