Miscellaneous: Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge...

By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2009 1:01

How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?

patticake1601 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:46

bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE

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mylifesucks341 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:04

lol

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:48

Looks like you were right about your grandparents never drinking it.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:00

That sound absolutely delicious. YDI. You should've had the dog's milk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-LPzVRPh8

Mortanious 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:29

Hahahaha

blobner_bob 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:43

YDI for being a spaz

jason0 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:55

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LadyDee 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:07

How in the world could have not smelt it when you opened it??? I bought a small thing of milk from where I work and apparently it had been left out and then put back in the fridge, therefore causing it to go bad. I opened it up and nearly threw up from the smell! So I don't get how you could not have smelt it. YDI.

kellster 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:27

Why would you assume that your grandparents wouldn't want to drink it? They bought it, didn't they? You didn't say that you assumed they had bought it for you, so why wouldn't you have asked, or checked with them? I hope you've learned your lesson about taking things that aren't yours! Your grandparents already let you live with them. The least you could do is not make stupid assumptions about what they intend to do with the things they've purchased!

Dreamlite 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:39

That's terrible, I can't even begin to imagine how nasty that must have tasted.

darkshadow_fml 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:44

" and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip" If you figured they dont drink it. why the hell would you assume its fresh? Also. You have a ******* nose. use it