Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
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corocoro 30
Why would you go to a restaurant that is known for giving people food poisoning?
badonis 0
I think you've made a huge mistake.
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Neoistheone88 0
Hang on I'm a lol confused, if your friends have gotten food poisoning fom this place, why is it still your favorite restaraunt?
substitutes 0
I wonder what restaurant it was
Arch27 27
My wife's family loves going to a certain Asian restaurant chain. I'm not a huge fan of that restaurant's cuisine, plus I had a massive panic attack in a few years back in the local one. Aside from just not liking the food, I have all the memories of my anxiety-induced meltdown. I now have to claim to be "too sick to go out" every time they ask us out to dinner. They ask about every 2 months. To make it worse, they finally caught on that I just don't like that place "for some reason" and chose another place -- a seafood restaurant. I'm massively allergic to seafood.