By Anonymous - 15/06/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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dramaababyy 0

try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.

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meliz37 1

how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?

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jrgr 6

**** people who say ydi for the stupidest reasons. OP just try excersising a little bit :)

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DmF288 14

Sorry, sport, but almost all of the YDI-ers are pretty justified. Especially since this person clearly didn't do much, if any, research on what sort of diet they should commit to if their chosen diet included coffee.

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lonesomeXheartbr 0

and some coke. never fails

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Person1233 12

I'm going to have to say YDI for deserving it.

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Zeized 0

jrgr **** you. it a stupid diet. learn about nuetrition before doing something unheathly and then expect results.

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allplayedout 20

coffee makes you bloat up and retain water. replace it with green tea.

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BethiiGeex 0

lmao, maybe you're just getting taller?

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spacerockerr37 0

sounds like a yummy diet! try going vegetarian..that'll cut down some weight

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samanthadude 0

I could never live without meat, I love cheeseburgers too much! :/

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spacerockerr37 0

lol I hate meat! but if you jut wnt vegetarian for a few weeks and exercised a lot, I'm sure it wouldn't be so bad and op could lose some weight.

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samanthadude 0

True true, but that would be torture haha. Btw, your hair is epic :)

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spacerockerr37 0

thanks 150! (: I've been vegetarian for a few years and it's not that pricey. just thinknof everything you eat, minus the meat. spagettie, sandwiches, soups, etc.

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Rasputina 0

Lol YDI for being a fatty. go run and get a lypo if u wanna lose weight fatty.

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camilynn 0

I agree with 20. diets are awfully involved and you have to work out as well. replace that coffee with water. all that caffiene isnt good for you. I dropped drinking caffiene loaded drinks and drank a lot of water and it made a big difference.

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