By thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 720
You deserved it 12 134

Same thing different taste

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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

dr_snow_bear 29

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

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Keep it up, dude! Getting in shape and staying healthy is an admirable goal! If you find yourself lacking motivation, seek out a partner to help keep pace with! Don't give it up!

needsagf14 12

It's ok just never come up with a reason to stop

Hey we'll at least you are trying unlike some if who can't. And don't worry about the gas a lot of people do it when they exercise. Hope it don't keep you from losing the weight and to continue working out. Good luck

WonkeyDonkey 10

Woohoo you're jet propelled ;)

That's ok! Don't worry about it. I ummm I do yoga... It happens to all of us.... Just don't give up... Lol

That's awesome that you are trying to work out. You will lose weight in no time. Just try do it outdoors though....

Been there, done that, had to use the t-shirt as a gas mask. The good news is that as your body gets used to exercising the gas becomes less of a problem.

First, way to go! You should be proud. Secondly, c'mon that is too funny. I hope you giggled a little bit. Gotta have a sense of humor about yourself.