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Go slow and you will gradually get up to 50 jumping jacks and 50 farts. You may want to stick a tube up your ass and capture the methane and hydrogen you produce to fuel an electric generator to light up your neighborhood.
I'm sure you are hailed as a local hero by your neighborhood for its cheap electricity.
Hahahahaha
By the way, the world thanks you for locking your door. Recently, we've had FMLs where the OP caught a guy trying to suck his own dick and a girl trying to eat herself out, and brain bleach is running in short supply. The image of walking in on a guy with his fat rolls flopping up and down while staccato, periodic farts are emitted would cause The Brain Bleach Panic of '13!
Keep it up and never give up!
Never Back Down.
The journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. Good for you and don't be discouraged, everyone farts.
I fart sometimes when I do jumping jacks too, no big deal. It's better than the people who shit themselves when running!
Good for you!
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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.
A small start is better than no start. Good luck!