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Same thing different taste
Work out
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Take it easy
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Your choice of words is unfortunate, "I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped..." But keep trying, it's all downhill (weight wise) from here!
Listen, OP, you can do this! Start exercising alone and you'll figure it out. You're on the right road (: good luck!
Who cares? Every one of those farts smells like victory. Keep up the good work.
Idk if thats a serious problem or just funny. either way, atleast you had the balls to atleast start working out. Keep at it.
OP if you actually read this you should first change your eating habits. Working out will only account for a few hundred calories a day. Eat better, lose wieght then get fit.
the extra calories that OP will be tempted to eat and extra stress on their body will counter any "good" done by exercising. I know two people who have lost around 70 pounds each just by eating right.
Is the floor ok?
Ill bet you had a ripping good time. What a gas!
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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.
A small start is better than no start. Good luck!