By nicOlyMpien - 03/06/2010 01:30 - India

Today, I’m in India. As a good foreigner, I want to adapt myself and to do everything like the locals. I tried to get off the bus while it was still rolling. I lost a pair of jeans, a knee and my dignity. FML
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nourHERE 15

Nice of you to try fit in, but maybe next time wait till the bus actually stops

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vicfirthfan 11

I hear it's pretty crowded there but I hope you find your knee

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PackardBell_fml 19

jeez, sorry about that OP. Hopefully it all heals!

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nourHERE 15

Nice of you to try fit in, but maybe next time wait till the bus actually stops

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kfchicken 31

some buses don't don't stop over there you jump on and off while they're moving. next time just ride a cab op hope you heal up!

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BlasterPrime 11

nice to see you want to fit in but try to follow the people with high iq's not low next time. good luck OP!

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hellobobismyname 24

Well, that was ignorant.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

The ignorance pours out of you.

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Royness 8

They are obviously one of the one with low IQ

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DeadxManxWalking 27

try to wait until it's a bit slower next time

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vicfirthfan 11

I hear it's pretty crowded there but I hope you find your knee

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niftyismybitch 21

It happens to locals all the time..so you actually succeeded. Congrats!!

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gracehi 31

Wait, you "lost" your knee? Did it fall off? I'm confused.

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IAm123 24

Why does it say this was posted in 2010 when it's 2016?

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NerdGirl321 27

I hope things get better, people can be very rude in India.

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ItsAnanya 25

or you know...you could be a smart man and not do something that you have never done before. No matter how much you want to "fit in" in a foreign land, it is imperative that you be aware of your limitations due to actions which may prove to be dangerous to you. Nobody is going to give you a medal for completely ignoring basic safety and education in a bid to fit in with people who have had years of practice doing the same and are doing so because of their perpetual state of being in a rush. I may sound rude but I'm Indian and no sane and Life-loving person would try to do that here.

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