Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
nevele11 0
******* shave your shit man.
MAGNAVOX 0
Find a furry mate, make furry babies and then sell them to furry coatmakers.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
13 & 31: There's a big difference between having one flaw and being "repulsive" or "looking like shit." She obviously thought he was attractive with his clothes on. To dump somebody the way she did over something so easily fixed, especially if you know that person is already self-conscious of it, is just cruel. Either she's incredibly shallow or she's being a total coward and lying about the reason. I'm repulsed by morning breath. I don't divorce my husband every morning; I ask him to please go brush his teeth. Excess body hair isn't a huge deal, since there are so many ways to get rid of it nowadays.
MAGNAVOX 0
Morning breath is disgusting.
michelleyoo 0
umm.. shave it! lol
CupAndSilverware 3
you know, it isn't that difficult to remove that hair through surgery
Lykin 0
my husband has a hairy chest and I love it. he shaved it once when we were dating... I did t like it much cuz he looked like a kid.. I knw he kinda doesn't like it, but he loves the fact I like it and that I don't put him down about it.
sourgirl101 29
Do you have a single sister that shares your same view points? OP is now back on the market.(:
Lykin 0
sourgirl??? um my sister is straight. engage.... idk if she does her fiancé doesn't have chest hair. I knw this because they comes over to swim.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I think she was trying to set OP up with your sister. *facepalm*
blahzz 4
Shave off your chest hair and your pubes, bake it into brownies and give it to her.
adorkable_spazz 0
nice!
iluvsoftball 0
if it bothers u then shave it. if u like it keep it. you'll find someone who likes u for u and she was a bitch
Sweetdark717 0
I would say that you look like a bear (raaawr) :3