By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 417
You deserved it 190

Truan_fml tells us more.

Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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platinumgold 0

#47 FTW if this is even real, i feel bad for the mom...

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maddog_fml 0

Funny, yesterday I was reading this FML: Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML I hope for you that this wasn't at her place :) I just want to know what your mom reaction was. But **** hell! This is hilarious hahahaha! You deserved this one. *Ohh yeah, tongue piercings are sexy, right!* @#77: Dude, get help, You are SICK!!

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bobbob_fml 0

Tongue piercing? What a faggoty thing for a guy to do, you totally deserved that. Think about coming out of the closet, you'll be happier.

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no_fear 0

You people are stupid - when you first get your tongue ring they tighten it with pliers. It is nearly impossible to get it off with your hands with your first ring. I've had mine for just over 2 months now and I still can't get it off

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schizoid_fml 3

hahahahahaha this is my favourite FML so far!! and if you are the same guy from the dinner story even bigger lulz!

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loopy_fml 0

I could just imagine that. "Mom! Mom! I neeeed heellp!"

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Carribu 0

oh my god. a hood piercing. that just makes me cringe thinking about the pain. but yeah, FYL for getting help from yo mama

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laxboy764 0

wow that totally suxx. "mom my tongue piercing is stuck in my gf's ....... i need some help can you get over here kinda quick".

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