Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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Comments (125)
Matheo_fml 21
Better luck next time!
sstahpp 33
Stephanie is a bitch.
_kyleG_ 34
Be kind to yourself
sstahpp 33
And to others and so on.
Liamj774 36
But not Stephanie
SideOfTheAngels 23
Damn straight I am ;)
SadisticStephyy 21
Sorry
princessEll 25
What a bitch, I don't understand how people can give fake numbers out. If you don't like someone don't speak to them
AwakwardIsMe 24
Because some people turn into complete psychos when turned down. Just google "men who shot people for being turned down" it happens way too often.
AcieMcG 21
A person can harass you too, relentlessly. Had a Chick-fil-A worker follow me along the line until I left.
feven 32
Evil. Very evil.
feven 32
This might be somewhat understandable if it was a stranger. But if it's someone you see regularly that's a terrible and mean thing to do. Not to mention the awkwardness you'll endure...
KeithTheGreat 14
Probably don't want a girl like that anyway
xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4
What does op mean
Smooth_Criminal 24
Orange Penguin
False_Stupidity 42
Optimus Prime
fantasyworld 39
Obese prostitute.
katydid91 31
Oblivious Poster
R3TROxLOV3 32
Obtuse Plebian
davisjenny81 30
Obscure penis
MehNameIsJuan 15
Hate to ruin the chain but it means the person who made the FML
shay_serendipity 29
And since the chain is already broken, I might as well add the real meaning just to clarify for those who need it- OP means "Original Poster," which in this case is the person who wrote the FML, like the person above me explained.
magicman13 9
Omega Potassium.
TheBeastMan69 4
Its still better than a mabey and no number.
sstahpp 33
Or mabey it's not?
Drakone 9
Forget her man she is a terrible human being!
kuro21 20
You may have lost the girl of your dreams but hey, you may have made a new friend if you continued talking to the guy.