Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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Comments (125)
Cassandra2015 21
That's brutal
ohSNAPyall 27
You got her number and then asked who she was? Did she give you the number?
CrazyCatLady347 2
I think that OP just wanted to make sure that she wasn't giving him a fake number (which she was).
ohSNAPyall 27
Aww.
ouijacorn 9
She needs to learn how to say no like an adult, but I hope that you will be the bigger person and accept this rejection gracefully.
annarcheer 19
oh my gosh I absolutely hate girls like that. stuck up bitches.
Niedermayer_20 12
That's hurts, ouch. I felt that. Plenty of fish lad.
otecasacid 22
Maybe she really didn't want to give you her number, and you were extremely persistent. No one is obligated to give anyone a chance.
zykrithium 22
Wait she gave you the number of some guy that asked for her number also but gave him yet another guy's number? Number-ception...
PharmacyJoe 13
"Finally"? How long have you been asking...?
toaster87 19
"Finally" doesn't have to mean he had asked multiple times, it could mean he has wanted it for a while and just got the courage to ask her and finally get the number from her?
nemosxdimples 11
ha this made my day
victorvldv 8
Honestly, bro code. He knows the feels. You probably just made a good friend.