Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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Comments (125)
danceinconverse 25
On behalf of females, I do apologize but unfortunately that's what we have to do incase the male asking believes he is owed our number and becomes violent. It happens a lot more often than you think.
marcranger 29
No need to apologize on our behalf. If guys would learn to take no at face value, we wouldn't have to use such desperate measures to get rid of them.
Jake42100 17
You'll probably get a text from a guy saying hi to her lbvs,But yea thats gotta sting and the guy who responded to you probably feels worse
sunnyskys 25
burn that bitch lol jk jk
gobiteme2 34
Dream girl not. Wait until she actual gives someone her correct number and they dish her. Beside OP if she’s the “Dream” girl you must have seen her more than once; you’ll see her again. Pay back is a Bitch.
marcranger 29
What do you mean by "payback"? I've been in Stephanie's shoes. I'd much rather date no one at all than someone I had no interest in, especially if said someone wouldn't take a hint.
Caroline_Grace_ 20
That's rough. Hope you're okay :/
SSD18 5
Sucks to suck bro.
UhHuhHoney 20
**** that bitch!
Jake42100 17
Almost certain he was going to try sometime in the near future....
Makko 20
He would if he could! Oohhhhh!!!! Yeah... Nevermind........
Makko 20
I hope this never happens to me... If it does, what is life...
anabanana101 15
She still the girl of your dream after doing that?
lockridge2301 4
definitely don't need a bitch like that in your life