Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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congratz13 2
"Today, I asked this girl that I'd been in love with for a couple of months, and then tomorrow, she makes out with another guy and didn't think I was serious. FML" (Just summarized it.) Ummm... You couldn't say "Today, after previously asking the girl that I love very much out on a date, I find her making out with another guy. After confronting her, it turns out she didn't think I was serious. FML" But still, FYL because that really bites.
oogyboogy 6
hi I'm oogyboogy the professional in fml translating. most, not all, fml's are exaggerated and i am here to bring out the true fml in them. Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?"(she knew i was serius it was just an excuse) FML
Unregistered 0
ydi for ruining the suprise of a threesome with the guy she was making out with SHAME ON YOU
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...What hurts the most Is being so close And havin' so much to say (Much to say) And watchin' you walk away And never knowin' What could've been And not seein' that lovin' you Is what I was tryin' to do, oh..."
I_am_stupid_also 6
I would be more impressed if you confronted her kissing first and then asked her out.
rihannalover 0
brrx, you can love someone before persuing a relationship with them. thats part of the reason you start one with them. OP didnt give enough information for you to assume he doesn't love her. you yourself probably have never been in love with someone if you think that. but i do agree with a few other posts, the word "love" shouldn't be thrown around like a toy.
tronner 0
you contradict yourself. You can love someone without knowing them but the word love is thrown around too much? I'm pulling hair out just thinking of how stupid that sounds. I can't imagine how ******* creeped out I'd be if someone said to me on a first date. "You know, I love you". This world is full of histrionic douchebags who think that a 2 inch erection means "love." Grow up - take your lumps and get on with life.
rihannalover 0
i apologize to brrrx. my comment was for anniebananie.
lindzXcore 0
awww bummer dude I'm sorry
BadOwner 0
"Today, i fin... The next day" WTH
aprettycoolguy 0
It's obvious that this guy can predict the future, so he knows that the next day, which is tomorrow, he'll see her making out with another guy. Amirite?
congratz13 2
#52 was that directed at ME? I mean, I did put that I feel sorry for the poor guy, and I really do. I dunno, I guess I could have stressed that the wording with the today and the next day were kinda ?????? But maybe I was being rude. But you coulda read the whole thing before you decided to call me a **** because I wanted to correct the wording. If, ya'know, that was directed at me.