Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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ireply_w_lyrics 0
im agreeing with this. you cant just go around saying your in love with random people. unless you have known the person for a very long time and may have actually fallen in love with him/ her. even so, its hard to tell if you are truely in love. you dont normally know you love someone till they're gone
_Squall__fml 1
Amazing how when it's a guy in this position..the 1st few ALWAYS say somethin along the lines of "it's not exclusive".."don't be a creeper"..etc. But if it was the other way around and a girl felt this way about a guy.." OH what an asshole!".."he's such a douchebag!!" Typical though.
TornadoStrength 0
You can't truly love someone you aren't even seeing in a relationship, bud... best be movin' on.
RavishMe77 0
I just think it's funny how the FML starts with "Today, I finally..." but then it says, "The next day..." meaning this really didn't happen today lol. Naturally, others must have noticed this mistake, too.
GeorginaGruesome 0
I feel so bad for you. For all those who say you can't love someone from afar, it is possible. I mean I've fallen in love with a guy I barely know and hardly ever see.
fwongraven 10
God, how old are you? Silly little girls like you shit on real love. P.S. Is it the vampire from Twilight?
jack01 0
fwongraven: wow you're an asshole, stop making assumptions and shut the **** up
fwongraven 10
"I mean I've fallen in love with a guy I barely know and hardly ever see." Sorry mate, that sentence alone merits any shit she ever gets.
SigneRobertson 1
What an awful, horrible woman to do that to you.
skinny_eater 2
Excuse me but how could you have done that TODAY, and then the next day see her doing something ?
tronner 0
The FML should have read this way. Today, I finally got a pair of balls and asked out the girl who's acne scarred face I've jerked off to in my dreams for a couple of months now. After she said "uh...sure, like I've got nothing else better to do than go see a movie with you", I was super-duper excited to go on a big-boy date and ran home like the wind to tell my parents. Later, I saw her talking to another boy. When I acted entitled and whiny and confronted her, about why she doesn't love me like I love her she said "Oh, you were serious?" I wonder if Edward the Vampire ever had this much trouble with ladies FML
fwongraven 10
Zing!
dopeman 0
Hahahahaha... Priceless! OP: YDI for thinking that 1 date made the two of you exclusive.
sarah2144 14
Ahahahah. #88's comment = win.
xxXChiiXxx 2
LMFAO Nice. XDD
cusinmex 0
ouch, that ******* hurts.
mathsponge 0
WTF I been thru worst... And this guy kept stalking me.. Then my parents choopse to get me a groom... And guess who :)