Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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Comments (121)
ski_backwards 0
"loved for a couple months" fail
GaddieMan15 0
How can you be in love if you (and I'm assuming) barely even talk to this girl and aren't even dating her.
vtsocks 2
lol, you expected someone to be exclusive before even the first date???
iiNanix3 0
Um.. Does anyone even notice this problem? OP said "Today" So how could he have known what would happen tomorrow? Because this FML then says "The next day" So either his Today was yesterday or he was lying about all of this.
Mira Lux 26
It always starts with today and ends with FML. They don't put it in the mods do.
lifehater123 0
I hate chicks bro I understand what ur feeling
hockey331 1
Don't worry about it .
kpohil 13
it was a date. way to possive. you hadn't even gone out but you expected her to not see anyone else.
THEDUDE1553566 24
That sucks dude keep your head up there are plenty of fish in the sea
bitchs_and_hoes 20
This is the cutest thing ever
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
guys. Quit being such assholes....