Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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HaveNoShame 3
I agree; just because you ask someone out doesn't mean she's not allowed to date other people. That's a whole other conversation, usually at least a month or several down the road. Not an up-front assumption. In fact, she was probably dating that other dude first, but was impressed enough with you to give you a chance, too. Relax a little, peach, and you won't scare the next girl you've "loved for a couple of months now" into canceling your date because you've frightened them with your insecurity. In fact, it might not be too late for you to go apologize right now for overreacting and flipping out on this girl. UYL: UnF Your Life. Welcome.
iFruit 0
You should have said, "Damn right!" and flashed her right then and there.
claritin 0
I'm so sick of everyone declaring that they're "in love" with someone that they've never even been on a date with. No, you're not.
machete_fml 0
oh, so you're saying that you can't get to know people without dating them? I'm sick of people dating someone and then realising they don't like them at all
claritin 0
I guess yours and my definition of "being in love" is significantly different. Personally, I have "[gotten] to know" plenty of people that I am not in love with. I'm not sure what "knowing" someone has to do with anything. My point is that knowing someone as a friend and romantically dating him/her are two very different things and just because you know and like someone as a friend and are absolutely infatuated with them does not mean you are in love. You can't truly know what someone is like as a romantic partner (and being "in love" goes hand-in-hand with that) until you actually date them.
machete_fml 0
BiATCH second thought: BIATCH and you were kinda weak.
youaresofucked 0
****. Your. Life.
freddie_fml 0
...why would you confront her? You asked her on a date, you didn't ask her to marry you. She's entitled to make out with whomever she wants until she's in a committed relationship with someone. You sound like a real loser.
noshitsherlock 0
SO TRUE. FML went from refreshing and entertaining to.... losers anonymous.
souldrifter 0
Sorry, YDI for thinking you're in love with someone you don't even really know and haven't dated yet.
Jonathan33 0
hahahaha really... over the ******* moon?? I have never heard anyone say something like that. EVER! but yea maybe the way you said it was what got u. unless ur unattractive or something good day...
noshitsherlock 0
HAHAHHAHA totally agree!
Jonathan33 0
but hey it ain't as bad as the guy dating a girl online for a year only to find out his digi-girlfriend was a questionably gay 14 year old boy. NOW THAT CLASSIC!
teasecake 0
hahahah wow.