Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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your_face 15
I feel bad for you... but I would like to point out that when you ask a girl out, even if she says yes, it doesn't mean she's automatically committed to you. The point of the first date is to see if you want to see each other again, not to get into a monogamous relationship before you even go out. Maybe there's just not enough information here, but it doesn't sound like you had the right to confront her.
Nanda_fml 0
Shame on you for "falling in love" and not even spending that time with her. Not even one date? She's a friend you crush on. YDI.
obviously_damned 0
Rofl, I totaly agree with #98, why would you be in love with a girl for months and not even ask her out or know she even has a crush on you? But, I guess I have to have a little sorry for you. I highly doubt you deserved what she did. Kinda funny how you worded it though....HMM, no wonder.
morgan_5230 0
I totally agree with 98. You can't "fall in love" with someone who haven't even spent time with. Why, WHY can't people see the difference between a crush and love?
puddinpowder 0
hmmm, well, I guess you pretty much suck at life.
iheyman 0
<font size="3"> YDI NERD! </font>
blank_1 0
HAHAHA comment 101 is hilarious! that just made my day
fallacy_fml 0
ydi for falling in love after a few MONTHS. Dum dum dumb.
ChemicalControl 0
you dumbass, he only said he has loved her for a couple of months, not that he's only known her for that long
ShakeZula7 0
Sorry, that's awful. Stay strong.
wagar_james 0
yeah... sorry bro. her and i were laughing at u all day about that. did u really think u had a chance???