Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
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Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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yabrett 0
id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one
mcbeth 0
oh that's gross dude.
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Comments (168)
Dreamcatcher87 0
Number 13 - You are a twat. When you have a limb in plaster, much of the muscle wastes away - leaving more than enough room for 4 or even more sizeable spiders to crawl in. Plus your baby comment wasn't even remotely funny. How does anyone think OP deserved this?!!
poolshark 0
You should have just shoved a frog in there... that'll take care of your spider problems.
thisislove_fml 0
that be sick.. :| sorry to hear that. i think i'd freak.
ilaughatfmls 0
grosss. that sucks..... but here's a fun fact, apparently we eat about an average of 8 spiders in our sleep in our life time.. freakyyy and gross..
bcmg44 0
Today, my three brothers and I crawled under a girl's cast and died. FML. lol jk.
authorkid 2
lol
upsidedown03 0
lol # 33
patray_angel 0
Oh my god! Ew!!!! I can handle seeing a spider if it is crawling on the wall or on the floor, etc.....but I would have freaked out had I found out that I had at least 4 in my cast! If they would have been alive when the cast was taken off I would have been slightly more freaked out, but to know that at one point that obviously they were alive and in there........again EWWWW!
Sweetcheeks 0
well, i had a cast on my leg for 6 weeks. and there certainly wasn't any dead spiders in mine. X) unlucky mate ;>
bms1604 0
omg ew.
Kristoffer 35
I find it amusing that those who marked "YDI" for this didn't have the courage to comment and defend that position. That said, they're not worth the time and effort to think about, so just ignore the minority opinion especially when there's such a large disparity. As a side note, anyone want some fried spiders? JUST KIDDIN! :P