Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
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Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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Top comments
yabrett 0
id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one
mcbeth 0
oh that's gross dude.
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Comments (168)
mattmag 0
Neat, did they eat your leg hair?
mcbeth 0
#6, so only 1 spider is allowed to crawl on a person in a month? i guess he went over his quota. oh noes!1!eleven
Juanit0 0
dude this is fake a spider wotn fit under a cast thats like trying to make a baby go through a wall DSNT WORK. trust me...i have experience with throwing babies at walls.....
adelaide_evening 0
Mmmm, snack time.
ftkatyowser 0
#13, you are an idiot. That is all.
Loony_fml 4
You killed four spiders!
asar 0
Meh, it happens. Casts aren't put on *that* tightly. I'd only feel like it was an fyl if they were poisonous.
birds_fml 7
OMFG I would've died!
mobius8 0
/shudder
Dutch_fml 0
As an arachnaphobe I have only this to say: D: