Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
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Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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yabrett 0
id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one
mcbeth 0
oh that's gross dude.
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MyBloodSings 0
o.O EW! Imagine if they had laid eggs! Then when you had the cast removed and all these baby spiders would have just tumbled out! Or had a brown recluse somehow gotten in (how? I don't know.) and bitten you! Now THAT is a FML!
CaleighChi 0
lol 36 friggen hilarious.. imagine it from the spiders point of view. stuck in a dirty smelly cast , rubbing up against numerous leg hairs, starving and suffocating to death.. i think it was more unpleasent for the poor spdiers but still grooossss.
Me27 0
Oh that's creepy.
izzyyy 0
Ew! That reminds me of the time when I found a dead spider in my sock after I had been walking in a park. I felt bad that I had killed the poor sucker. Who here has been watching tv and all of a sudden you see a spider crawling down a long stringy spider web? Bleh!
SVelasquez 0
Be thankful it didn't have babies.
HarborLights 0
I would probably have to be institutionalized. I HATE spiders.
wh0regasm 0
that is scary as hell
Eiotlrd 0
come on........................ that is like a 1000 times less of a deal than your cast coming off...... stop being such a crybaby
4sons 0
ewww does that usually happen??
Sessee 4
Aw, dude, I feel your pain. Except I tore a hip muscle and had no casts and no dead spiders. But my house is spammed with ants.