By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

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Nev09 0

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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pimpjoemofo 0

Maybe you should invest in Energizer. They just keep going, and going, and going, and going..........

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xxxxxlovexxxxx 0

woah, your sex life must suck then. im sorry. but just replace the battery, its not that hard.

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purupuru 1

I know it's been said, but how long were you at it that the batteries died?! Unless they were used you shouldn't have had that happen.

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Jessaly_fml 0

...I could ****** when I was ten. What's the matter with you?

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Quest_ 13

That is a horrible comment. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her, don't be such an arrogant prick. Go jerk off to how wonderful your sexual function is.

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FUrlife95 0

That's pretty weird being able to ********** at 10... So what's wrong with u?

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honeydoodles 0

This is sooo sad! Good luck next time!

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dollop 0

You people obviously know nothing about the female ******. If she'd have stopped to replace the battery, she'd have had to start all over, and from the sound of it, it'd take forever.

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Futt_Buck 0

What I think the OP means is that her friend used the vibrator before she gave it to her... If not, this comment if fail. Is so, giggity giggity.

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