Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Top comments
Kiebland 0
You should've bit down when he said that.
lolfood 24
You're an ass.
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Comments (68)
Donzi_fml 0
yeah i did 2!!!
JessiLH 2
same thing happened to me... but it was a year and a half. :(
neonpanda44 0
seriously girls???? bjs r the best, my bf gets on pretty much every day. just because a guy gets horny and has sex on his mind doesn't make him a pig, he's a pig if he doesn't bathe. and besides, you girls probably all agree with each other that the guy is a spine because you have never given a bj.
chum_mum 7
Uhhmm #82 You're a dumb ***** and haven't a CLUE what you are talking about.....
McLovinBearJew 0
Why do so many people on this site encourage doing that to men??
hecseferblade 1
i thought it was widley known guys dont want to wait for a year to get a bj, at most 5 to 6 months depending on the girl
etoilenuit 15
Well if it took you over a year to do that then maybe in his mind you were just friends in the first place. And he never really wanted more. So he's not really a dbag for wanting things to stay the same..
Vivah 2
I think we're all forgetting that she said she wait a year to blow him, for all we know he was doing stuff to her this whole time, which is kinda unfair, even if not it's no reason to kick him in the balls.
RockNRollAndrew 18
*sets off the FML virgin detector*
comedyguy69 11
Friendzoned
Federgirl 19
ouch! that stinks big time.