Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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BuffaloFaithful 0
Dude, now you can be a male jiggalo with your super quick fingers
patray_angel 0
OP, I think you need to give yourself a little more credit than that. Since you are on FML, that obviously shows us that you are able to use a computer, which means you can talk and are literate. I am sure you are also able to walk, feed yourself, are not wearing diapers.....I could keep on going. If you consider doing well on a video game as your biggest accomplishment, then you need to get out more, maybe join a club, sports team, etc. I am not saying playing video games are bad, I grew up with a nintendo, super nintendo, xbox, and one of those portable sega things (can't remember what it is called)........but as mentioned, you need to get out more. I do also wonder just how old you are. I would be more worried if that was your biggest accomplishment if you are like 25 vs if you are 14.
Rodriguezs19 0
HOW OLD ARE WE??? SERIOUSLY... GET A LIFE.... THAT IS NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT... THAT A LOW POINT IN YOUR LIFE... FYL AND YDI...
666midnight 0
Which setting was it on....if its easy i laugh at you cos i can 100% it on easy and medium :P But still it's an awesome song to play
wambamthankumam 0
you should get rock band and switch to drums. Because you actually do acquire some real drumming skill from that. but I totally know where your coming from... I´ve gotten weird lumps on my hands from playing too much guitar hero...
kfnnnp 0
No no no, you all got it wrong. His life is ******, because it was on easy.
PardonMe 0
don't worry, this will be overshadowed by the day you lose your virginity........hopefully.
SarlaccBits 0
Hey, it's a hard song... so its an accomplishment... but I do agree that you should go out and find a life away from video games if thats the best you have accomplished in your life so far.
Atrayo 0
That is the only thing that us as human beings should strive for... beating dragon force on a mini toy guitar!
walla_koala 0
Haha... I can only get to the solos before I fail that song... but still, you deserve it because you should work on making something more of your life, but your life is also F'ed because you screwed yourself over up to this point lol.