Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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Comments (286)
annika_fml 0
You make my day. I'm so glad I'm not you. :)
yourfacelb 0
well if you spend all your time playing guitar hero, how do you expect to do anything else with your life?... I'm guessing you have no girlfriend either... wow.. I agree with the above, just put guitar hero in a box somewhere and go out into the light, and go look for a life.
Occam 0
Who cares/get over it.
podrummer9209 0
Yeahh... uhm... 1) Everyone's ******** over him beating it on Expert... he never mentioned Expert. 2) I've beaten it completely except the intro on expert, eat it. 3) Guitar Hero isn't that big a deal... everyone plays it. 4) ???? 5) Profit. Also, IAYLIF.
StevePerry 0
Guitar Queer-O
chaoraid 0
Why mock anyone for beating TTFAF with typical no life comments ... I've completed TTFAF, got a job, a girlfriend, go out on the lash on a regular basis.. Still means he can have a little fun in my life.
VballChill22 0
dude u shud be proud its like my life dream to beat tht song pretty impressive
Schwabra 1
Some commenters are a way worse case than the original FML. **** their lives.
Chazlol 7
Lmao # 189.
isntthisfunked 0
its funny when I tell people that I beat ttfaf on expert and they tell me to play an instrument. Once I tell them I've been playing piano/guitar for 13 years they shut right up.... Good for you now beat it on lefty flip and we'll talk...