Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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Comments (286)
BaldOuting 0
more of a ydi. get out there and do something better than sitting at home with a fake instrument. im sure you have plenty of time and the ability to accomplish many greater things
Eiotlrd 0
that song is impressive time to set a goal for yourself... me too actually (I've recently achieved something I wanted my whole life) hope you don't go after money or the perfect ****, those are deep deep wells.
wtrplochica 0
Proud of you! :D
Phlecks 0
I commend #140
jumpgurl23 0
EASY!
AlexNeenan 0
I don't really have a problem with you playing Guitar Hero, but I do have a problem with you submitting this to FML. Please get off my website. You can come back when you have an actual story to share.
sm0508 0
Well done. Now go out there and get a life :D
csmhart 0
AHH! that's awesome. An amazingly fantasmal song! I can beat it on expert, don't feel bad. :) I do have a life though :D
CodeMonkey123 0
wow! sweet!
LaureoTheOreo 0
i love you?