Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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nikolasburns 4
That is kind of cute to be honest
Moopster 16
Before you act on the 'you need a new boyfriend' comments, mayhaps it is wise asking him what it exactly is that bugs him. This way you might work something out! Good luck OP!
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Comments (50)
TurquoiseJesus 15
Huh, thats what my ex called me for most of our relationship, which now puts some stuff in perspective
LyricaSilvan 30
To be fair, I say the same kind of things to my best friend. I'm pretty sure it comes with any sort of close relationship that even though you love each other, you still drive each other crazy. Take it as a sign of affection, and give him a sassy nickname in return.
berkeleyjake 13
so? that's the basis for the pet names both me and my wife use for each other. we still love each other of course
NeneJPhilly 8
Honestly this would piss me off in the beginning but I'd let it go easily. You probably get on each other's nerves & while we hate hearing it, it's the truth. The important thing is that he loves you so take heart in that. Love is a many splendid thing (I know it's wrong but I like it better).
elfplaneswalker 9
that's kinda cute tbh. it's not a good relationship if you can't annoy eachother and love it.
colo16_fml 10
Haha i think it's cute
species4872 20
Sounds reasonable. creative.
Nickimariek 20
I'd be honored if this was me. Lmao, I take pride in annoying the shit out of people
Cocoabear47 6
This is ******* AWESOME ✌?️??
pntgirl95 14
Well, the way I feel is, I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years now and he does bug the shit out of me. I KNOW I bug the shit out of him. When you're in a relationship, you bug eachother. I think it's a cute little nickname that you too can giggle about like an inside joke!