Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend jokingly blocked my number until I apply...

By LaughingFML - 01/06/2016 21:33 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, my best friend jokingly blocked my number until I apply for a job. She is also supposed to be picking me up from the airport, so now I have no way to contact her to tell her what time. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 12:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML

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By AzrielB - 18/10/2018 15:30

Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML

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Not really a good sign

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 02:01

Today, my long distance girlfriend of 6 months, who landed in canada last week, and for whom I was supposed to travel from Toronto to Vancouver next week to meet her for the first time, blocked me. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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By Coeurdencre - 06/06/2016 03:33

Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2016 15:04 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 08:45 - Canada

Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

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Jealous much?

By Ruthie - 05/07/2023 18:00

Today, I can no longer talk to my best friend thanks to his insecure, overbearing girlfriend of 3 months. We never talk about anything that crosses boundaries, and it's actually him who initiates the conversations. She’s forced him to block my number and social media accounts. FML

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dca101 23

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:41

You can't borrow a phone anywhere at an airport?

socialproduct 19

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:42

You guys are probably on some kind of social media. Shoot her a message on FB or Instagram (or whatever the two of you are into).

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dca101 23

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:41

You can't borrow a phone anywhere at an airport?

DrafteeSelf 24

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:42

Just borrow a phone

socialproduct 19

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:42

You guys are probably on some kind of social media. Shoot her a message on FB or Instagram (or whatever the two of you are into).

ScratchCatPower 32

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:43

How is blocking a friend's phone number until they apply for a job a joke? That doesn't make sense to me. Just borrow a phone if you can, or if there's still pay phones there, use one of those.

AlistarratsilA 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 8:45

Maybe an inside joke? I mean, me and my friends have the word "Wednesday" as an inside joke, so...

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:43

Hey, try getting a job for the airport! Then make some money for a new phone and call your best friend to pick you up after you quit! No, but seriously, there should be public phones at the airport you can use, at least at the ones I've been to.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:47

People have become too reliant on phones and similar technology anyway. Just talk to her face to face. Walk however far it is from the airport to her place, have a REAL conversation in which you ask her to pick you up, and then walk back. Problem solved!

cydia123 24

Thursday 2 June 2016 15:56

Because walking however far on foot for what probably takes over an hour by car is the best solution. Idiot.

Welshite 39

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:03

#22, there's no reason to insult Trip for what was obviously a joke. If you can't take gentle teasing and stupid solutions, you're on the wrong comedy website. Visit actual advice columns for that.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 June 2016 11:15

WALK from the airport??? Do you usually walk 20 to 30 miles on a highway with luggages?

TheMathMajor 26

Friday 3 June 2016 16:19

Wow, that really went over everyones' heads

JETarchitect 32

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:50

that's not very nice of her I suggest calling another friend to pick you up and then, jokingly, make her feel guilty for not being there when you needed her that or borrowing a phone from someone to call her