By Lonely - 02/01/2010 10:30 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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spitfire35 3

At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

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hellokittywhore 0

haha damn. that suxxx

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Butcher_1419 0

date with Handrea and Hangela not going so well ey?

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amberceleste 0

haha awwwee that's a def fail

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jamjenni2774 0

U can't make up something better than this

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camaris 0

Ahh I'm sure your not that bad... maybe you were just tired.

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alphamalecells 0

how do you even know if this is a guy or a girl

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