Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kaykay20 0
Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?
Voldy_fml 16
Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?
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Comments (138)
SanaHasSwag 0
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
YayFlameWarz 9
Congratulations you used retarded song lyrics as a comment in hopes you'd get thumbed up. Only problem is that song has nothing to ******* do with the FML.
KiddNYC1O 22
You think if she wiggles her twat it'll go away?
BayleeWasHere 1
Twat…
that_1_guy069 0
punch him in the nose then tell him the same thing when he bitches about his nose hurting
KeyboardWarrior 10
You would punch your dad in the nose for this? Talk about disrespectful, or just some guy trying to act hard on the Internet.
melissamoshh 0
It was a joke ^
xShannonxSammyx 7
Did you try informing him that this solution may not get rid of the problem, and possibly only enhance it?
ChaosAngel17 14
Where's Doc when you need him?
mpsteve137 15
Haaa win
MandyMeow_fml 18
It sounds like you have an UTI which is cured by antibiotics and drinking tons of water. But if it gets worse it could turn into a kidney infection, which can be very dangerous and painful. Maybe you could go to a female family member that can help you. I wish you luck dear.
Fmlsea 28
Ignored ur dads advice he doesn't know anything about the female body ,go to doctor and they will help u
GoW_Chick 15
I bet your dad just said the first thing that came to mind because he was embarrassed about such a personal affliction you decided to tell him about, I'm sure he'll get over it and take you to a doctor.
twix4ever 0
I bursted into laughter when I saw this but I'm sorry about your..... Ya
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Her ******? Yeah i'm sure she's sorry also.
cablooey 0
As always, that one person who's picture works perfectly for a comment. ^^^
Pelreskovich 11
If he cares about you at all he'll take you to the doctor, I doubt he was being serious.
NippsSlipps 10
Some Robotusen should clear that shit up.
nicole8402 4
It's spelled 'Robitussin' and it's a cold/cough OTC medication, making it just a tad unlikely *sarcasm* to clear up a vaginal/UTI infection. If it is a UTI, which is what it sounds like to me, you need to see a doctor right away. Without treatment, it can turn into a kidney infection which is very dangerous. :(