Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML
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kaykay20 0
Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?
Voldy_fml 16
Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?
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Comments (138)
cshell424 10
IF IT HURTS TO PEE YOU HAVE A UTI!!!! You do not pee out of your ******. It's a separate hole. Get some cranberry pills and cranberry juice. You should go to the dr., though, because you may need an antibiotic if it's too far along.
cshell424 10
and i know it hurts when you pee because of the nickname you posted under
sharktat2 10
Wow #54 must be extremely bored... no offense
spaboolly 26
Believe it or not, some people are kind, courteous, and intelligent enough to take 5 minutes out of their day to try to help someone.
Cinn_fml 23
Don't worry about people like that, Spaboolly, I thought your comment was rather helpful.
arvale8802 1
I would never tell my dad that.
hateevryone 15
a woman would've understood.
klimp 0
Why aren't you going to your mom about this problem. Definitely not something your dad should be told about.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Maybe there is no mom option for the OP.......
charmanderCHAR 5
You ever think of the possibility that OP doesn't live with her mom, and just her dad?
silencedistant 0
Some dads get uncomfortable when their daughters ask them stuff about "lady parts". Make an appointment to see your doctor, at least daddy is trying somewhat but you probably made him embarrassed.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
I think you have a uterus infection. It hurts to pee, right? Just drink a lot of water to force your body to urinate and it'll go away in a day.
prettyinpink90 7
Girls do not pee out of their ******. We pee out of our urethra which ***** just in front of the vaginal opening. You should know this. Anyway it would not burn to pee OP's if they had a uterus infection.
prettyinpink90 7
sits* not *****. that is a completely different hole.
socialcookie123 0
why would you talk to your dad about it? ...wouldn't that be kinda awk? you should've asked your mom or a close FEMALE relative or something.
monkiki62 5
Typical father right? Lol